10.29.2010

Man = Beard

It's time to talk about a very important issue in my life at the moment. Facial Hair.

A thick mustache or a big burly beard are a telltale sign of manliness. Plain and simple. And after going two months razor free, I know why. Anyone who can suffer the constant itchiness, strange looks, constant grooming, and leftovers from breakfast sticking with them till dinner, the bearded deserve to be recognized above other men.


Here are a few notables:

Tom Selleck


Mr. T
Monopoly Guy
Lions
Don Saxton
Abraham Lincoln
Clint Eastwood
Mario
King Tut
This Guy


Jesus
Anyone in the NHL who's ever made the postseason. Sorry Maple Leafs
Chuck Norris

There have been a few exceptions to the beard rule though. I very rare cases a facial hairstyle can be sullied by a man's reputation:



 Or Vice Versa:







Fortunately, as you can see below, my beard is one of the good ones. I'll leave you to gaze at my beauty:

 Cheers,

















Ben Jammin

5 comments:

  1. Short and sweet, but better words have never been said. Two thumbs up.
    Oh yeah, nice beard. I can see that dreaded to-the-left grain even in the picture

    PS Mario and the Lion were a nice touch, but I definitely laughed the most at king tut

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  2. as a testament to my manhood I'm growing a mustache for charity during the month of Movember:
    http://us.movember.com/mospace/896242/

    -Tom

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  3. I love men with beard! I married one!
    Actually he just found this article because he just changed his beard look and he is really concerned about it....

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