It's time to talk about a very important issue in my life at the moment. Facial Hair.
A thick mustache or a big burly beard are a telltale sign of manliness. Plain and simple. And after going two months razor free, I know why. Anyone who can suffer the constant itchiness, strange looks, constant grooming, and leftovers from breakfast sticking with them till dinner, the bearded deserve to be recognized above other men.
Here are a few notables:
|Anyone in the NHL who's ever made the postseason. Sorry Maple Leafs|
There have been a few exceptions to the beard rule though. I very rare cases a facial hairstyle can be sullied by a man's reputation:
Or Vice Versa:
Fortunately, as you can see below, my beard is one of the good ones. I'll leave you to gaze at my beauty: